The Lost Vikings/Quotes

Voice Lines

Availability	Quote	Audio	Background
Default	Close Enough
75 / 40	Don't Mess With Us
	Meatloaf
	Party
	Sit On You

Interactions

Hero	Quote	Audio	Background
The Butcher	Olaf: Hello! I'd like some coldcuts please! The Butcher: (growls)		Food, and especially meat, is used for healing in the original Lost Vikings game
	The Butcher: (growls) Olaf: Wait a minute... You're not a real butcher, are you?
Candy Hero	Olaf: You look delicious! Can I eat you? Candy: <hero dependent>
Dwarf Hero	Olaf: Huh? And what kind of Viking are you? Dwarf: <hero dependent>
	Dwarf: <hero dependent> Baleog: Well, we certainly haven't been to any good lands.
Greymane	Baleog: Ey, look! It's that weasel Fang! Greymane: Be quiet, or you'll see my fangs up close.
Murky	Baleog: Have I fought one of your relatives before? Murky: <Response indicating he is excited and ready to fight>
	Erik: Hmm... Are you related to Aftiek? Murky: <Response indicating he is excited and ready to fight>
	Olaf: Aww... Wow! Will you be my pet? (gibberish) sweet little sushi. Murky: <Response indicating he is excited and ready to fight>
	Murky: <Playfully questioning the person next to him> Baleog: (scoff) Tell me about it.
	Murky: <Playfully questioning the person next to him> Erik: How did a sea serpent end up here? And such a tiny one, too.
	Murky: <Playfully questioning the person next to him> Olaf: Oh! Was that you or my stomach?
Nazeebo	Erik: Hey, you look familiar! Or, hm... aren't you the other witch doctor? Nazeebo: This is not possible.
Sylvanas	Baleog: Aren't you that witch from Transylvania? Sylvanas: No! And you should lay off the brew before a fight.
	Sylvanas:  I see you staring. Erik: Don't I know you from somewhere?
Orc Hero	Orc:  <hero dependent> Olaf: Oh no, it's T-T-Tomator!		Tomator, the main villain and final boss in The Lost Vikings resembles Orcs.
The Lost Vikings	Erik: We're lost again! Olaf: Yup! Baleog: Time to fight?
	Olaf: Where are we? Erik: Somewhere dangerous. Baleog: You ready to smash things?
Generic	Hero: <hero dependent> Erik: We just want to go home!
	Hero: <hero dependent> Olaf: Hah! For lasagna!
	Hero: <hero dependent> Olaf: (affirmative groan) Is lasagna tasty?
	Hero: <hero dependent> Baleog: I got some brand new swords, and I'm itching to use them.
Generic (Positive)	Baleog: You look way more useful than Olaf and Erik. This is going to be easy. Hero: <hero dependent>
	Erik: Wait... you're from the future and you're not an enemy? Hero: <hero dependent>
	Olaf: You up for some cake and pie later, buddy? Hero: <hero dependent>
	Hero: <hero dependent> Baleog: Glad someone else knows what's going on here.
	Hero: <hero dependent> Erik: Oh, that's so good to hear!
	Hero: <hero dependent> Olaf: I think we're gonna be BFFs.
	Hero: <hero dependent> Baleog: You got it.
	Hero: <hero dependent> Erik: I like the way you think.
	Hero: <hero dependent> Olaf: Yup! (Gibberish)
	Hero: <hero dependent> Baleog: Look at us! Olaf: Our graphics are amazing! We can't lose!
	Hero: <hero dependent> Erik: We've been to so many places, we're basically tour guides! This'll be easy!
Generic (Negative)	Baleog: So you're what passes for a hero in this age. Hero: <hero dependent>
	Erik: This must be a bug. I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to be fighting you. Hero: <hero dependent>
	Olaf: Oh! Is that really your face or did it just get stuck like that? Hero: <hero dependent>
	Hero: <hero dependent> Baleog: Hm, right. You just keep talking.
	Hero: <hero dependent> Erik: I already have an arch-enemy, you know. I do not need a new one.
	Hero: <hero dependent> Olaf: Huh... Any stupid people... (gibberish)

Eliminations

Hero	Quote	Audio	Background
vs. Abathur	Erik: What kind of alien was that? Olaf: (grumbling gibberish) what kind... What am I, an alien expert? I dunno!
	Erik: What kind of alien was that? Olaf: I don't know, I– I think I've seen him at BlizzCon.
vs. armored hero	Baleog: That's what you get for hiding behind all that junk!
vs. bug hero	Olaf: Bug off!
vs. candy hero	Olaf: Mmm. Yum!
vs. Cho'gall	Erik: Three heads are better than two, big guy!
vs. dwarf hero	Erik: Have fun in Asgard!
vs. E.T.C.	Baleog: It's a... a rocky road! (laughs)
vs. Gazlowe	Baleog: Come on... I've smashed fancier robots than that!
vs. orc	Baleog: Take that, Tomator!		Tomator, the main villain and final boss in The Lost Vikings resembles Orcs.
vs. pandaren hero	Olaf: Oh, teddy bear!
vs. The Lost Vikings	Olaf: (laughs) Now you have to restart the level! (small laugh)
vs. hero with kill streak	Baleog: Hah! Erik: Don't mess with Vikings! Olaf: That is right!
Generic	Baleog: Say hi to Freya for me.
	Baleog: Ha! Wrangled like a polar bear.
	Baleog: Smashed like a disgusting vegetable!
	Baleog: Hope you wrote down the level's password!
	Erik: Enjoy Valhalla.
	Erik: Crumbled like a Croutonian.
	Erik: Who knew I was this good at fighting?
	Olaf: That one was for my daughter Gerda!
	Olaf: I gotta put that on Lifestyles of the Large and Bearded!
	Olaf: Now for a donut.

Click-quotes

Quotes marked "Click-Quotes" are triggered when the player repeatedly clicks on the hero with the Left mouse button.

Quote		Audio	Background
poking Baleog	Who do you think you are? Tomator?
	Why, if I wasn't on the other side of this screen, I'd...
	I have a quiver full of swords, and I know how to throw them!
	Yeah, I'm the Fierce. You got a problem with that?
	Wait a minute... The world's best navigators are Vikings? Huh... Clearly my friends and I are doing something wrong...
poking Erik	I'm the fast, smart Viking. The fast, stupid Viking didn't make it past Lost Vikings 0.1.
	Did you know that Olaf is a father of two? I have no idea how he manages that with being lost all the time.
	The Nexus is pretty normal to me. You want weird? Go to Wacky World!
	Why does Olaf keep following Chen around with his mouth open? Gross!
	I once cooked minute rice in twenty-seven seconds. It means I'm Swift... Get it?
poking Olaf	Ouchen! Why can you poke me in this game? I poken you back! (gibberish)
	You are bad, and you should feel bad.
	Thor's boars! Why are you still bothering me?
	My shield doubles as a dinner tray. And a Lazy Susan. Spinnen Round and Rounden.
	If you follow Chen around closely enough, with your mouth open. (whispered) That barrel of his leaks... Slurpity (gibberish).
Olaf: Hey, I think somebody poked me! Erik: I'll poke ya! You're just imagining things.
Baleog: Oh! No! Somebody's definitely poking us! Olaf: See? Erik: Ya feel. Ya don't see poking. Erik: Ow! Knock it off! Baleog: He's right, Olaf's right! I saw that! Olaf: I told ya!
Erik: Get lost, will ya? Olaf: Done! Baleog: He's not talking to you, you (gibberish)! Olaf: Oh...
Erik: Seventeen years of nothing, and they bring us back for a MOBA! Huh, figures. Baleog: It's not a MOBA, it's a Hero Brawler! Olaf: Hero Brawler (gibberish). You made that up! Erik: Nope... but Blizzard sure did! Baleog: Ugh. You guys are so getting us fired, do you know that?			While advertising and marketing Heroes of the Storm, Blizzard wanted to differentiate the game from MOBAs by referring it as a Hero Brawler, some suspect that this was done in order to appear more accessible and less complex.
Baleog: I'm gonna poke you in a minute! Erik: Baleog! Calm down. Breathe. You're gonna blow a gasket! Baleog: (panicked breathing) Erik: Nice!
Olaf: You know, if we're going to be lost somewhere, at least this place is nice. Eh, kind of. No...
Olaf: Oooh! My tummy has never looked so high definition! Erik: Huh, not sure I consider that an upgrade.
Erik: Whatever happened to Scorch and Fang? Baleog: Eh, nobody remembers those guys. Olaf: I do! Who could forget a dragon and marmoset? Baleog: A marmo-marmo-what? Olaf: A marmo-marmoset!			Scorch and Fang are the duo of a dragon and werewolf respectively, introduced in The Lost Vikings 2. There was a running gag where the vikings would confuse Fang for a multitude of mammals.
Erik: You ever get the feeling of déjà vu? Baleog: For the four millionth, six hundred and forty-nine thousand, three hundred and fifty-fourth time... No!
Baleog: (yawn) This guy's not doing nothing... Wake me up when this is over. Erik: No, wait! Baleog: (snores) ...herring... (more snoring) Erik: He's out. All right, what happens when we have to move?
Erik: Whew! How are you guys holding up? I think I need a bath. Baleog: Bath? Vikings don't need no stinkin' baths! Olaf: We don't need no stinkin' Vikings, either!			The Quote "Badges, we don't need no stinking badges!" is a paraphrase of a line of dialogue from the 1948 film "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre"
Olaf: Do you think we'll ever see Tomator again? Erik: Tomator? You mean Tommy. It was a little kid named Tommy. Baleog: Maybe he's out there somewhere. (Clear throat) Tommy, can you hear me? Olaf: Feed me! Feed me! Baleog: Touch me!
Olaf: Uh, just so we're clear, I still have dibs on Erik's helmet. Baleog: I get his boots! Erik: Seventeen years! Nothing changes.			After clearing one of the first few levels in The Lost Vikings, Olaf and Baleog mention how they "Call Dibs" on Eric's helmet after he dies, much to his unamusement.
Olaf: Hey, you guys remember when we were in World of Warcraft? Erik: Ugh, That was just a reference! Baleog: Yes Olaf, we're not dwarves, we're vikings! (giggling) Except for Erik. (giggles) He's a dwarf. Erik: (mocking laugh) You take it back!			A trio of dwarves named Erik, Baleog, and Olaf are a Horde-only boss encounter in Uldaman, a dungeon in the Badlands.

Commands

Command	Quote		Audio	Background
Selected	Baleog:	Baleog here.
		Baleog!
		Want ol' Baleog to stab something?
		(exasperated sigh) Hurry up already.
		Yeah, I hear you.
		What?
	Erik:	Erik here.
		I'm Erik – too fast, too furious.
		Erik!
		Hello!
		What's the plan?
		Of course you need me!
	Olaf:	Olaf.
		Hey, it's Olaf!
		Got donuts for Olaf?
		Hidey ho!
		Huh, what now?
		What do you need?
	All:	Erik: We're all here!
		Olaf: Everybody's listening.
		Baleog: All the Vikings are ready to rock!
Move	Baleog:	My swords are sharp.
		Pillage, plunder, set things on fire. (laughs)
		The raid begins.
		Let's get lost.
		Any aliens here?
		Fine with me.
		Okay, let's go.
	Erik:	I'm on the hunt.
		I'll take the lead.
		Swiftly!
		Wait! Where am I going? Oh, nevermind.
		I hope you have directions.
		Right away!
		Norse by Norsewest!		A reference to Alfred Hitchcock's film North by Northwest.
	Olaf:	Is this real life?
		Yeah, okay.
		Huh, where do you get these ideas, anyway?
		Bring me to the food.
		I'm hungry. (gibberish) ...turkey.
Attack	Baleog:	I'm going to crush you like a geat!
		It's clobbering time!
		Freya, you better be watching this.
		For swords and fjords!
		Who needs a bow and arrow?
		Let's see you catch this one!
	Erik:	Enough of your bleatin'!
		Dashing through the foes!
		I can attack in this game?		Baleog is the only Viking who can attack in The Lost Vikings.
		Take that! And this! And a few of these!
		I never start things, but I sure do finish 'em.
		Here's rocks in yer eye!
	Olaf:	Eat my shield!
		Bada-boom (gibberish)!
		You need some tenderizing.
		Just like making goat cheese!
		Time to work up an appetite.

Pings

Ping	Quote		Audio	Background
Assist	Ally	Baleog: We'd better help out before this gets bad.
		Erik: Hey, someone needs help!
		Olaf: Our pal needs help.
	Self	Baleog: I can do most things myself, but eh,... not this!
		Erik: Uh, Vikings need armies to raid! Get over here!
		Olaf: I thought I had a lot of friends. Where are you? Anyone?
Defend	Baleog: We need defense over here.
	Erik: Defend this area!
	Olaf: We oughta defend this.
	Structure	Baleog: That structure is not going to defend itself, you know.
		Erik: Trust me, we need to defend that structure.
		Olaf: Defend that structure! It might have food inside!
	Fort	Baleog: Defend our fort before it falls apart!
		Erik: Our fort needs to be defended!
		Olaf: Our fort needs us!
	Core	Baleog: Defend our core, or we'll lose!
		Erik: Defend our core!
		Olaf: We gotta defend the core now!
	Watchtower	Baleog: Go defend this tower!
		Erik: We should defend this tower!
		Olaf: This tower needs us!
	Ally	Baleog: Hey, go guard that!
		Erik: We must defend this!
		Olaf: This thingy needs defending.
Danger	Baleog: Whoa, there's some trouble here.
	Erik: Gah, this is a real mess.
	Olaf: Oh! This looks worse than Baleog when he's just woken up. Angry jerken.
On My Way	Baleog: Alright, alright. I'm coming.
	Erik: Be there before you know it!
	Olaf: Olaf to the rescue!
Attack	Baleog: Hurry up and attack this thing!
	Erik: We should attack here, because I said so.
	Olaf: Attack the thing!
	Watchtower	Baleog: Go take this tower!
		Erik: We should claim this tower!
		Olaf: I wanna take this tower in the name of Olaf.
	Mercenaries	Baleog: Take that mercenary camp, already.
		Erik: These mercenaries would be useful. Take their camp!
		Olaf: We need friends. Let's take this mercenary camp.
	Fort	Baleog: Sack and pillage this fort, friends.
		Erik: That fort is vulnerable. Charge!
		Olaf: That fort's got to go!
	Core	Baleog: Let's hit 'em where it hurts. No, not there... The core!
		Erik: Quickly, attack their core!
		Olaf: Strike the core like it's juicy and sweet!
Destroy	Structure	Baleog: Burn and pillage!
		Erik: This structure cannot stand! Because I'm destroying it!
		Olaf: Destroy this building. Then it's snack time! Pizza fries!
	Enemy	Baleog: I need to clobber something. How about this?
		Erik: Let's demolish this, Viking-style!
		Olaf: I want to smash this thing!
Enemy	Baleog: We've got to kill this one soon, or I'm going to lose my temper. Again!
	Erik: Someone better kill that hero!
	Olaf: This hero needs a time out!
	Missing	Baleog: Hmph. That coward got away.
		Erik: Wait a second, I'm sure I was just fighting someone!
		Olaf: Disappearing enemies? Oh. This game is hard! Magic tricken voodoo.
Retreat	Baleog: I don't like the word "retreat," so... let's attack in reverse, okay?
	Erik: Head back or we're gonna end up as Viking stew.
	Olaf: Oh... Even my shield can't handle this one! Retreat!
Objective	Capture	Baleog: Go capture this, already!
		Erik: We need to capture this!
		Olaf: Please capture this thing!
	Collect	Baleog: Time to plunder!
		Erik: Ooh, I want that!
		Olaf: Oh. That looks shiny!
	Transport	Baleog: This thing has got to move.
		Erik: Really, this cannot stay here!
		Olaf: Time to move this thingy!
	Turn In	Baleog: Here ya go.
		Erik: A delivery!
		Olaf: I brought some stuff.

Collection

Quotes in this section trigger when the player is in the Collection tab.

Use	Quote		Audio	Background
Viewed in shop	Locked	Baleog: Vikings, assemble!
	Owned	Olaf: Hail, mighty keyboard warrior.
Waiting	Locked	Erik: Do you guys ever feel like we're being watched?
		Olaf: Oh! Uh! Hey, you! The one with the teeth... Do you have any food? Erik: Olaf, don't address the player! You're breaking the fourth wall! Baleog: I've broken many more than four!
	Owned	Olaf: We've been waiting seventeen years for this!
		Erik: Uh, I think we're supposed to say something witty right now. Baleog: Then we're in trouble... You're as witty as cement!
Purchased	Olaf: Yay! (gibberish) Are you gonna take us home?

Miscellaneous

Use	Quote		Audio	Background
Lock-in	Erik: Where will we end up this time?
Try Mode	Baleog: Let's get this party started.
	Olaf: (gibberish) Losten Viking... Where are we now?
Celebrating (Successfully capturing a merc camp or objective)	Erik: Oh, I've never seen such impressive graphics before!
	Olaf: Whee! (gibberish)
Complimenting a Kill	Baleog: Couldn't have done it better, myself!
	Erik: Thor smiles on you.
	Olaf: (gibberish) You're like an honorary Viking.
Near Low-Health Ally	Baleog: Whoa, you need a healing fountain.
	Erik: Heal yourself before you bleed all over my boots.
	Olaf: Oh. You've got some bad booboos. Go heal!
Healed	Baleog:	I... I'm healed!? I love this game!
		I could get used to these heals!
		Ah, healing! It's like Freya's smiling on me.
	Erik:	Haven't healed like that since the Valkyrie!
		Hah, who needs food now?
		My thanks for that heal!
	Olaf:	Hehe. That tickles! (gibberish)
		Heh, I feel like a new Olaf! Well, I guess I am.
		That heal was better than lasagna! Eh... Maybe.
Hearthing	Baleog: Eh, This is gettin' too ugly for me.
	Erik: Let me go back and rethink this.
	Olaf: Uh, Seems like a good time to head back for a donut.
Respawn	Baleog reviving	Baleog: I'm back, baby!
		Baleog: Can't keep a good Viking down.
		Baleog: How many lives we got left?
	Erik reviving	Erik: Am I home yet? Hm... nope.
		Erik: Nobody took my stuff, right?
	Olaf reviving	Olaf: Oof! I need a bigger shield.
		Olaf: I could really use some lasagna right now.
		Olaf: Oh good, I'm back!
	All Vikings reviving	Erik: We're all back, just like old times.
		Olaf: We're all in this together!
		Baleog: Let's try that again! Without the dying part.
Resurrected	Baleog: Well, at least I have infinite lives in this game.
	Erik: My persistence is legendary!
	Olaf: Oh. Should've brought food...
Taunting	Baleog: Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt worse than Olaf.
	Erik: I didn't defeat an evil vegetable overlord to deal with your crap.
	Olaf: Don't make me use my secret gas attack.
Talent chosen	Baleog:	Yeah, we'll do that.
		Hah, that'll be fun.
	Erik:	Ooo, interesting.
		That takes finesse, you know!
	Olaf:	Ha, always wanted to do that!
		I didn't even know we could do that!
Worth It (Getting a kill after getting killed)	Baleog: Eh, close enough.
	Erik: Are you not entertained?
	Olaf: Hey, that actually worked out! Sort of. (gibberish)
Comeback	Baleog: Haha! Boom! Erik: Now that's Nordic justice. Olaf: You bet your sweet potato!
Team wiped	Erik: We'll do better next time. Baleog: Or worse. Olaf: But we'll never stop trying!

Abilities

Use	Quote		Audio	Background
Longboat Raid!	Baleog: I'm on a boat!
	Erik: I'm the king of the world!
	Olaf: Uh, I'm going to need a bigger boat!
Play Again!	Baleog: Hey, guys! Get over here!
	Erik: By the power of Odin!
	Olaf: Valhalla rises...