Gazlowe/Quotes

Voice Lines

Availability	Quote	Audio	Background
Default	Grindin' Gears
75 / 40	Let Me Check
	Wazzup?
	Who's The Man!?
	Totally Worth It

Interactions

Hero	Quote	Audio	Background
Murky	Gazlowe: Hey, a murloc! Hey, uh, say the thing! Murky: <Response indicating he is excited and ready to fight>
	Murky: <Playfully questioning to the person next to him> Gazlowe: No clue what that means. Thanks though.
Junkrat with Sapper skin	Junkrat: Hey, boss! Can't believe I get to fight beside the man himself! Gazlowe: Yeah, yeah, sure, I'll, uh... I'll be seeing you around. You get it, huh? 'Cause you're gonna explode! Oh, man. Oh, I kill myself.		The main purpose of sappers to charge in and detonate their explosives, killing themselves and whatever they hurl themselves on.
Generic	Gazlowe: Hey chief, ready to kick some ass? Hero: <hero dependent>
	Gazlowe: You ready to do what we do best? Hero: <hero dependent>
	Hero: <hero dependent> Gazlowe: Hey, you know me.
	Hero: <hero dependent> Gazlowe: I got nothing better to do.
	Hero: <hero dependent> Gazlowe: Sure, I'm game.
Generic (Positive)	Gazlowe: Hey buddy! How you doin? Hero: <hero dependent>
	Hero: <hero dependent> Gazlowe: This is gonna be a blast.
	Hero: <hero dependent> Gazlowe: Oh, I'm down with that.
	Hero: <hero dependent> Gazlowe: Time to teach those chumps a lesson.
	Hero: <hero dependent> Gazlowe: Better than sitting in Ratchet all day.
	Hero: <hero dependent> Gazlowe: C'mon, let's go show 'em why we're the best.
	Hero: <hero dependent> Gazlowe: These guys don't even know what's about to hit 'em.
Generic (Negative)	Gazlowe: Oh, great, it's you... Exactly what I needed today. Hero: <hero dependent>
	Hero: <hero dependent> Gazlowe: Yeah... great... My favorite... Hey you wanna hold onto this xplodium for just a second?

Eliminations

Hero	Quote	Audio	Background
vs. Murky	Hey! Anyone want a fish nugget?
vs. Rexxar	So I forget... Which half of you sucks? The ogre or the orc?
vs. Sgt. Hammer	Oh man, it hurts to bust up something so beautiful.
vs. tinker hero	Oh, c'mon what's that thing made oughta, huh? Tin?
vs. Uther	(laughs) Next time, you might wanna bubble hearth. Pfft, loser.
vs. hero with kill streak	Man, I'm good!
Generic	Ooo! That hadta hurt!
	Hey! You, uh, don't need that wallet anymore do ya?
	Never mess with a goblin when death is on the line!
	Well, this has been fun.
	Nap time, huh? Eh, that's cool.

Click-Quotes

Quotes marked "Click-Quotes" are triggered when the player repeatedly clicks on the hero with the Left mouse button.

Quote	Audio	Background
Hey, time is money, friend. And you're outta both.
Wazzup?
Let's show them what you're made of! Thorium!		Thorium is used for weapons in the Warcraft universe. Additionally, the last weapons upgrade for Orc players in Warcraft III were thorium weapons.
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moon's light... well have ya?
This thing's a miracle of goblin engineering!
(thingie springs) Oh snap! Hey, uh buddy, did you see where that went?
(explosion) Oh, great. There goes Binky.
The samophlange is connected to the gizmo, and the gizmo's connected to the dealybob, and the dealybob (sound of breaking and snapping)... is no longer connected to the Thingamajig...		The samophlange is a part of Gazlowe's airship. In the unfinished Warcraft Adventures: Lord of Clans, Gazlowe will have Thrall get him a samophlange for him to fully repair his ship.
What's this button do again? (presses button then screams) Ah right... gotta remember not to mess with that shiny, sparkly, blinky red button! (presses button and screams again)		A common trope in tv shows, movies and games, where a big red button often connotes something bad when pressed.
Well geez, this contraption is so crazy I can clearly see its nuts... and bolts. I said bolts... I said bolts! Alright, I'm keeping it T for Teen here, people! Gah, you're so filthy...		A phallic joke as nuts can refer to testicles.
My friends call me the Master-blaster.
You know what the best part of being boss of Ratchet is? Because I'd love to know... I mean seriously, it's so boring.
Hey, check it out, I added a new feature... Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a ...annnnd start! Oh, gee- yeah, that seems bad.		Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a ...annnnd start is the Konami Code.
Always carry an arclight spanner. You never know when you'll need it. What, there's no joke there, that's just some solid advice. Geez.
You see any bolts around here, you pick 'em up, alright? I can make anything outta that scrap. Hehe.
My minds on my money, and my money's on my mind.		Reference to Snoop Dogg's 1993 song "Gin and Juice".

Commands

Command	Quote	Audio	Background
Move	I'm goin'!
	No need to be pushy!
	Ugh, this thing is heavy.
	Grinding gears!
	Actuators online.
	I can handle that.		Tinker move quote from Warcraft III.
	Yeah, baby.		Tinker move quote from Warcraft III.
	On top of it.		"I’m on top of that" is a Tinker move quote from Warcraft III.
	Huh? Oh yeah, sure... whatever.
Attack	That's what this baby is built for!
	Punch it!
	Servos whirring.
	Kill switch engaged.
	Give em the clamps!
	You are terminated. (pause) No?		"You are terminated" is a Tinker attack quote from Warcraft III.
	Well, I guess it's just your time, pal.
Not Enough Mana	I'm low on mana.
	Need more mana, chief.
	Outta mana.

Pings

Ping	Quote		Audio	Background
Assist	Ally	Hey guys, our buddy needs help!
	Self	I could use some help over here!
		Alright, look... Whoever helps me first gets a gold piece... Eventually.
Defend	We could use some defense over here.
	Structure	Hey, everybody you can see this thing? Good. Don't let them destroy it.
		Look, uh... Just keep that building safe, alright?
	Fort	Defend our fort!
	Core	Hey gang, we gotta defend the core!
	Watchtower	We oughta defend this watch tower.
	Ally	Uh, guys... We need to defend this.
		Hey! Will you defend, already!
Danger	Oh, that don't look good.
	Whoa, watch out!
On My Way	I'll get there when I get there.
	Haha. On my way, chief!
Attack	So, we should probably attack here.
	Watchtower	We should claim this watch tower.
	Mercenaries	I say we take this mercenary camp.
	Fort	Who wants to sack this fort?
	Core	Hey, uh, whaddya say we smash their core up?
Destroy	Structure	Haha. Let's smash this thing up!
		C'mon... Someone blow up this thing already!
	Enemy	How's about we take this goober out?
		Hey, you see this thing here? Kill it.
Enemy	Someone take this hero down!
	Missing	Hey, where'd they go?
		Aww... Anyone catch where that chump went?
Retreat	Hey, you know... stay right there, while I run over here as fast as I can.
	So uhm, I'm leaving, and If you don't wanna die, maybe you should do the same.
Objective	Capture	Hey, someone capture this thing!
		Will you capture this thing before the bad guys do.
	Collect	Anyone wanna grab these or what?
		I'm gonna take a few of these, and uh, not give 'em back.
	Transport	We gotta get this thing moving!
		Move this thing, quicklike!
	Turn In	Hey, turn in your thingys.
		Alright, turn in time, kiddos.

Collection

Quotes in this section trigger when the player is in the Collection tab.

Use	Quote		Audio	Background
Viewed in shop	Locked	Hey. How's it goin?
	Owned	Alright, whatchu need, kiddo?
Waiting	Locked	Time is money friend, and you're racking up quite the bill.
		Hey, uh. any time you wanna get outta here, just let me know.
	Owned	(engine begins to sputter) Whoa, what the heck was that?
		What, you break the close button or something, pal? Cuz I can fix that.
Purchased	Cha-ching!

Miscellaneous

Use	Quote	Audio	Background
Lock-in	Haha! Anyone order a one-man wrecking crew?
Try Mode	Oh, try before you buy, eh? Now that's thinking like a goblin!
	This baby stands up to any demonstration!
Celebrating (Successfully capturing a merc camp or objective)	Hey, we did it! Never doubted us.
Complimenting a Kill	Haha! Nice one!
	Hey, not bad! Not bad at all!
Near Low-Health Ally	Wow. You look like crap. Go heal.
	Hit up a healing fountain. Cuz you're bleeding all over my floor.
Healed	Hey, thanks!
	I'm lovin' them heals.
	Oooh! It's all tingly!
Hearthing	I'm gettin' oughta here!
	Well, see ya later.
Respawn	Aw. Ya miss me?
	I'm okay, I'm okay.
	Back to business.
Resurrected	Whew. Glad you came along.
	You're a lifesaver, kid.
Taunting	Hey, c'mere! I'll give ya a little present... with my fist!
	Hey buddy! Let me know if you want to buy yourself a clue! Too broke? Too bad.
	So, you're a coward? Eh, who am I to judge?
Talent chosen	Oooh. Don't mind if I do!
	Nice!
	Ooh! I been eyein' that.
	Couldn't agree more.
	Whoa!
Worth It (Getting a kill after getting killed)	Oh, totally worth it.
	Hahaha! Priceless.
Comeback	Ooh, you better watch out now! We're on a comeback!
Team wiped	Oh man, that is not fun.

Abilities

Use	Quote	Audio	Background
Robo-Goblin	Yeah! Rock'em and sock'em!
	It's shredder time!
Grav-O-Bomb 3000	Here comes the mother of all explosions.
	Guess what? Boom!
	Hey, buddy! Catch!

Announcer

Event	Quote		Audio	Background
Start of a Match	Players spawning	Hey gang, hope you're ready for a grudge match!
		Fight's about to start. Get your stuff together.
	Players spawning (playing as the same hero)	Oh, look at me down there. Hi me! Aww, who's a handsome little guy? You are!
		Oh, you want me fighting and talking? Geeze. Alright, it's fine... but my fee just doubled.
		You ever have one of them "out of body" experiences? No? Well, it's weird, trust me.
	Countdown	So, yeah, we're starting this thing in...
		Ten seconds.
		Five.
		Four.
		Three.
		Two.
		One.
	Battle begins	Let the battle begin!
		Punch each other. Go nuts. Whatever.
		It's fightin' time!
		Hit 'em like they owe ya money!
Talents Unlocked	Pick a talent.
Player Abandons	Hey, I think someone just quit. What a loser.
	Well, one of these heroes is now a robot. So, you know, enjoy that.
	Oh... no... please, don't go...
Player Rejoins	Oh, hey you're back... What? I didn't say nothing about ya.
	Hey! Look who's back! What, was it the router? Yeah, yeah I bet it was the router, right?
	Huh... Didn't actually think you'd come back.
Player Kills	Oh! Classic!
	Yup... they're dead.
	Ugh, they're still squirming. Gross.
	Wow, don't pull any punches or anything.
	Hey, don't forget to check the pockets. ...What?
	Double kill	Two for one sale!
	Triple kill	That's three.
	Quadruple kill	Four!
	Mega kill	Five in a row! Inconceivable!
	First blood	First blood!
Player Deaths	So you're dead. You'll get over it.
	What? What'd I miss? I was looking over there.
	Oooh, you're dead... Can I have your stereo?
	Oof. I bet that smarts.
	It's okay, just run back to your corpse and... Oh! Oh my gosh, it's gone... Guess you'll have to wait!
	Death on a killing spree	Killing spree over. Kaput.
	Ally death on a killing spree	Our team's killing spree has ended.
Enemy Team Wiped	Oh man, their whole team's dead.
	Wow, wiped out the whole enemy team there.
	Enemy team's dead. Eh, go break something.
Killing Spree	Tier 1 (5 takedowns)	Killing spree.
	Tier 2 (10 takedowns)	Mayhem.
	Tier 3 (15 takedowns)	Untouchable.
	Tier 4 (20 takedowns)	Hero of the Storm.
Enemy Fort destroyed	Haha! Fort destroyed.
	Oooh, that's a lot of property damage.
	Nice explosion! I'd give it an 8.
	Oh, there goes a fort. That's so neat.
	Note: Lines reused for destroying Enemy Keeps.
Own Fort lost	Aww, the enemy destroyed a fort.
	So... we just lost a fort.
	Hey, a fort's gone... That sucks.
	Note: Lines reused for losing Allied Keeps.
Core is under attack	Don't wanna alarm you, but the core is under attack.
	Yo, the core... under attack... Yeah, that seems bad.
	Hey, the core is under attack.
	Guys, the enemy's attacking the core!
Victory	Haha! Victory.
	Woohoo! Gimme them gold pieces, baby!
	Yeah! My favorite word! <beat> I mean, other than: money.
Defeat	Ugh, defeat.
	Oh well... you can't win 'em all. (cries)
	Well, crap... I'm up for another!
	Double or nothing!